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Blueberry Gin Mojito
Rose Gin Spritze
French 75 Champagne Spritzer
We provide private bartending for events. Could be a formal party. A back yard BBQ. Wedding, Birthday, Bar/Bot Mitzvah. Clothing optional events.
Shitty bartender specializes in signature drinks for the occasion while being able to run a regular bar for your event. (Champagne Spritzers, Gin Mojitos, Different Flavord Mules depending on the season.
All fresh ingredients make our drink stand out over other bartenders.
We have worked with foreign ministries, Ambassadors our drinks are specialized to the season and client you provide the alcohol.
Utilizes the most beautiful and exotic mixers to create a unique drinking experience. All mixers, Garnishes and napkins, straws, plastic or stemware and secret recipes provided by your Shitty Bartender. Small intimate parties to Big Events.
Our goal is to make your event successful and enjoyable for your guests. With the utmost respect for your privacy.
A portion of our proceeds go to Shelter From The Storm Inc. A small non profit serving Coachella Valley.
We are also huge on recycling and your event will be as clean after the event as it was before.
We have also previously worked with The San Fransisco Yacht Club and the Post Master in DC BarnHam.
K. MacPherson Carney
Welcome to the Sh*tty Bartender—where the service is memorable and the drinks, unforgettable. Boasting over 20 years of experience in the bustling service industry of California and Arizona, we're not your average bartending service. From the chic soirées of high-profile foreign ministries and ambassadors to the casual vibes of backyard BBQs and clothing-optional gatherings, our expertise spans a vast array of event types. Whether it's a wedding, birthday, bar/bat mitzvah, or any celebration in between, we've got you covered.
At the Sh*tty Bartender, we believe in the art of creating specialized drinks tailored to the season and your personal taste—you provide the alcohol, and we bring the magic. Our arsenal includes the most beautiful and exotic mixers, coupled with an array of garnishes, napkins, straws, and both plastic and stemware, to not just make a drink, but craft an experience. Our secret recipes are the cherries on top, ensuring each sip is a journey to flavor nirvana.
Handling events from the most intimate gatherings to grand celebrations, our goal is simple: to make your event a roaring success, leaving your guests with smiles and an amazing experience. We approach every occasion with the highest respect for your privacy, ensuring that the only thing remembered is how much fun was had.
Beyond the bar, we're committed to giving back. A portion of our proceeds is donated to Shelter From The Storm Inc., a dedicated non-profit serving the Coachella Valley, emphasizing our commitment to community and care.
Choose the Sh*tty Bartender for your next event. Where every drink poured is a story waiting to happen, and every moment shared is a memory in the making.